Winnetou

A Polish school in Communist times. The teacher asks the chidren who their favorite hero is. Little Janek, in the last row, raises his hand. "Yes, Janek?" says the teacher, and Janek stands up and says: "Lenin, Vladimir Illitch Lenin". "Bravo Janek" says the teacher, and gives him an "A". Janek sits down and whispers to the book by Karl May that he always keeps under his desk: "Sorry, My dear Winnetou, but business is business."